Damn near everything I’ve done for a paycheck:
2025 –automobile disassembler
2025 – transporter for Principle Distribution
2024 - 2025 – carpenter for Cadence McShane
2024 – copywriter for Netspend/Ouro
2024 - present – original programmer for KLKT
2023 - 2024 – assembler, installer for Five Elements Furniture
2022 - 2023 – skilled laborer for Black Duck Studio
2022 – stocker (retail)
2021 – carpenter/installer at Closets by Design
2019 - 2020 – skilled laborer for Sonder (Austin, Texas)
2019 – sales development representative at uShip
2017 - 2019 – project manager for Peabody General Contractors
2012 - 2017 – oilfield production operator for Alta Mesa Holdings
2012 – pizza slinger (Minot, ND)
2012 – stocker (Minot, ND)
2012 – canvas tent installer at Apres (Minneapolis, MN)
2010 - 2011 – utilityman at Mellizoz Taco Truck (Austin, Texas)
2010 - 2011 – utilityman at House Pizza (Austin, Texas)
2010 – utilityman at The Friendly Spot (San Antonio, Texas)
2010 – volunteer solitary confinement test subject for National Geographic
2010 – doorman and security at Zaza Williamsburg (Brooklyn, New York)
2009 - 2010 – security at Park Avenue Synagogue (New York City, New York)
2009 – warehouse laborer at Mattress Source (St. Louis, Missouri)
2009 – event coordinator with Better Family Life (St. Louis, Missouri)
2009 – telephone jockey at American Family Insurance (St. Louis, Missouri)
2008 - 2009 – laborer at Dan Berry Landscaping
2005 - 2009 – prep cook at Casa Loma Tex-Mex Cantina
2005 - 2009 – server at Cedar Grove Steakhouse
2004 - 2005 – shipping, receiving, stocking at GAP Outlet
2004 - 2005 – utilityman at Domino’s Pizza
2004 – dial-up internet IT call center representative
2004 – server at Smokey Bones BBQ (Fairview Heights, Illinois)
2003 – shipping, receiving, stocking at GAP Outlet
2003 – utilityman at Joe’s Crab Shack
2003 – server at Steak ‘n Shake (Edwardsville, Illinois)
2002 – busser, food runner at Zio’s Italian Grill
2002 – utilityman at Outback Steakhouse (Swansea, Illinois)
2001 – sales at Vector Marketing (knives – what a racket?)
2001 – salad bar attendant at Ruby Tuesday’s (Fairview Heights, Illinois)
2000 – utilityman at Zio’s Italian Grill (North Houston)
2000 - 2001 – YMCA youth sports official (few things are funnier than 20 children all trying to kick the same ball)
1999 – range ball shagger/golf cart cleaner at golf course
1999 – grocery store bagger
1998 – batting cage employee
1996 - 2002 – lawn care technician
